WOW!

It has been over three months since anyone has touched this thing but what the heck, I will give it the ole college try. So a couple of things have happened recently that I will try not to bore anyone wit but there is one question that I have......At what age do you stop getting hickeys? My thought was junior high but upon the results of a quick survey I did at the local pub I found that it was a little younger. WRONG! WRONG! According to the mope who was sitting to my right who is quite a bit older than 12. Mope comes in, sits down next to me, and has the audacity to think that he can get away with it. I don't think so sir!

Two bright red spots, shining like a beacon in the night. Who is going to miss that? Not me sir. So the next time a girl starts sucking on your neck, redirect, pull back or make up an excuse, otherwise you will have to deal with the drunk idiot (me) berating you from across the bar.