Last Saturday Night...

I bring you the story of mean Captain BuzzKill
He comes with no warning, he takes your will

Sidekick in tow, his name his Professor Fartknocker
Stench so silent, it will knock you off your rocker

But beware oh one if you dare
Don’t piss off the Cap’n you’ll end up NO WHERE!

Which is after all his goal
You wish for one more beer but end up with coal

We try for one more bar
But BuzzKill replies “GET IN THE CAR!”

Try to cross him, go on and try
You’ll end up like us, in a good cry

“Hangover be damned,” we try to plead
“You’ll thank me tomorrow!” is CBK’s creed

“Please, oh please BK, just one more nipsy
It tastes sooo good when it hits your lipsy”

“Try me again and I’ll put a crack in your path!”
All the more for Fartknocker to feel his wrath!

Beware, I tell ye of ole BuzzKill, he can be a real loon
When he’s clearly had no poon!

I heed you good reader, take note of this verse
And maybe you will be lucky and avoid his great curse!