Pretty funny...

...especially given the source ('Das Enuf's Pops...the mighty conservative one who doesn't tell these types of jokes very often):

"This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister
of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military
action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off
America's supply of convenience store managers. And if this action does not yield
sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell customer
service reps.
> It's getting ugly."

Reminds my of Habib in Denton. That dude was awesome. Still don't know if that was his real name or not, but he was always great. Funny dude.