Lips name disgraced

I just remembered a story from last week that gave me chills up my spine. I was sitting at the bar with Deuce and we are having our normal everyday conversation about nothing and all things related to the subject when in walks a woman who looked about in her late forties, early fifties maybe. Of course it was hard to tell because her skin was somewhat leathered up due to some extensive time under the fake bake lamp. The thing that caught my, and several other people's, attention was the rather large lip region. Now don't get me wrong, I have nothing against big lips but the kicker was that she accentuated them with this pink, silver, ultra shiny, high gloss coating. The closest thing that I can compare it to is a car wreck. You know it is bad to look at but you just can't help yourself. I could hear a couple of the tables around me talking about them but I gave up listening because my pint was calling me. After a while I seemed to have forgotten her when someone says "hey, where did Lips go?" I didn't respond. I didn't say a word. I quietly asked for my tab, finished my beer and walked out with my head down in total defeat.