Baseball

So does anyone out there care less about baseball than I do? I usually try to keep up around playoff time, but I have absolutely no interest in it this year whatsoever! At this point I would rather watch reruns of Knight Rider than the division series. So this is what is going through my head now:

Michael: Kip, set a course for the ML Divisional Series.
Kit: But Michael, they suck.
Michael: Nonsense Kip, that is quality TV watching. Now take me to the nearest pub so I can catch the games.
Kit: F U Michael, I would rather you shovel sugar in my gas tank!
Michael: Kip, you are designed to obey my commands.
Kit: Not when it comes to watching crappy baseball.
Michael: What the hell is wrong with you Kip?
Kit: I am tired of your sorry arse European singing and roided up baseball. You want baseball? Watch it from hell motherf'er. Set course for the nearest cliff! So you still wanna watch baseball now, MICHAEL?
Michael: OK, OK! We can watch the Akron vs. Pennsylvania football game instead!
Kit: Now shut up and bring me some Super Unleaded beeeotch!