Unbelieveable...
So there I was last night enjoying a quiet night of darts, beers and conversation with two of the other Mopes, when all of the sudden the doors of Volcano's swung open as if at the OK Corral and at TORNADO swept in. In the matter of minutes the simple Saturday evening turned strangely chaotic.
Why...well through the fog and haze of the Sunday morning hangover I remember the tornado not only disrupted (in the most pleasurable of ways) the simple evening but also deposited none other than Courtney Love and her date Tito Jackson in our midst. YES...THE REAL COURTNEY LOVE! I couldn't believe it. Though her Hole singing days must've taken a toll becuse when she spoke I was instantly reminded of the greatest of all 80's arcade games...Frogger! She should contact Seinfeld and they should re-do the episode of George trying to move across the street with her narrating it. Seriously. I'm telling you, this would be an instant DVD must-have for every Seinfeld fan.
The more I drank, er the more she spoke, the more I kept thinking of FROGS!
Then there was Tito. Didn't know an original member of the Jackson 5 and Love hooked up. But there it was, in the din of Volcano's. This must be the oddest Hollywood coupling since Micheal and Macaulay!
I must say though that Tito was a pretty cool cat. He was proud of his white Hummer (yea, there's a joke in there somewhere, but I'll leave that alone), but what I couldn't figure out was why he was with Courtney that night at all. You see the Love-Tito Tornado evidently had a night of it the evening before. I hear Courtney drank her body weight in shots and promptly delivered them on the interior of Tito's white Hummer! That's right, Tito had to hire someone to clean his Hummer (another joke opportunity)! And the dude was still with Courtney the very next night. I don't care who you are...if you have the grawls to continue dating the chick that just blew chunks on the inside of your White Hummer...you must be an alright dude...or insane...or something.
Anyway, after reliving the conversation today seems I missed out on a large part of the conversation...something about Courtney, uh hum, "acting" in Hollywood. Something about $1000 for 45 minutes of work in the Valley. I'll leave the rest to your imagination, but after 10 or 11 "episodes" seems the work went "limp".
Oh and to top it all off, I finally got to meet the lovely BLG. Nice to meet you BLG. I'm sure we'll have more conversation over cold adult beverages soon. I'm still not ready to admit to the "hotness" of Hispanic men but I'm sure we'll find something to talk about.
Anyway, pretty good night over all. And I can officially say I've met Courtney F'n Love and Tito White Hummer Jackson....for whatever that's worth!
Best of luck to Tito and Courtney. I disagree with the tabloids...I think you guys are gonna make it!
posted by 'Das Enuf @ 2:59 PM
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OMG! This is the funniest thing I have ever heard! LOL! Let me continue the story... So BLG, Courtney, and Tito left Volcano's and decided it was a good idea to go to another bar (that of course we closed down).
BLG (yours truly) was ready to go home, and certainly was not feeling the "shots", but after a sad display of Tito begging and everyone else slamming shots, you guessed it...BLG broke... "Fine! ONLY ONE THOUGH!
Well one turned into one too many and BLG was the one redecorating the Hummer last night, but BLG had the courtesy to ask Tito to pull over on the side of the freeway (yes, the freeway) and proceeded to relieve herself of the many adult beverages that she had (I wouldn't say enjoyed....), but consumed...
(So sorry Das Enuf, but that was Enuf, and I will be having the diet soda from now on.) I do not think Tito will make that mistake again. I think the tabloids are correct... headline reads..."Courtney Love and Tito are totally done, sources say another woman is to blame". I had enough of a bad experience from BAD choices last night, that I can promise you that there is NOTHING appetizing about adult beverages to me anymore.
I am not much of a drinker (obviously) I have gone out 2 times in the last 8 months, and they both ended in tragedy. I think I will lay low, and hope the HOT Hispanic man will take me out, and we can meet up with his AWESOME mopes, and enjoy some sober conversation. I do not think there will be another drunken BLG sighting...
I had a GREAT time at Volcano’s, but that is where it should have ended...
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