I overheard a pretty funny conversation

Mope 1: You should have steel grawls now.

Just tell everyone that the doctor installed platinum nuts for you. They can withstand any voltage!

Hey steel nuts,,,where'd you go?

Mope 2: talking to my brother

steel nuts?

come on dude!!!

a little sympathy

im in pain

nuts of steel will have to wait until next week

Mope 1: Does it hurt to take a leak?

Mope 2:haven't had to do it yet

but I feel a grumpy coming on

Mope 1: Have you had wood? I heard that hurts too.

Mope 2: not yet but I do have the urge to yank it for some odd reason

Mope 1: Nice.

"Oooo yea, git it girl!"

Mope 2: u need help dude

Mope 1: There is NO question.

I think grex enters my consciousness about every .333333 of a second.

Mope 2: every pie of a second?

Mope 1: I think the only time I don't think about grex is after I've just finished...and even that lasts about 3.5 minutes.

Mope 2: so if u had ur way

how many times would u get it a day?

Mope 1: If I had my way....3-5 times a day.

No it would not get old to me.

that includes bj's too.

I'm talking all kinds of release man!

Mope 2: if u got it that much how long would it take for u to start saying, 3-5 is too much?

Mope 1: I don't know, but I'd really like to find out.

I need a nympho!

Mope 2: u would look like a deflated balloon in about a week son!

Mope 1: That's funny.

I'd probably talk with helium voice.

Mope 2: hell yea u would!

I just had a mental picture of that

Mope 1: helium voice- "Come on babe, one more time"

Hee Hee!

Mope 2: that's funny

helium voice- WIFE, it's time. Let's do this.

Mope 1: Holla!