Who are these people?

Yet once again I find myself in a random bar, having a beer with some friends and I notice something odd. In walks a couple of guys with their own poolsticks. So the first thing I think is that these guys must be one step away from being on ESPN. So I keep glancing over expecting the average game to last about 90 seconds but, beyond my belief, these guys suck! So now my thinking process changes to "what the hell were you thinking?" I mean, don't these sticks cost a lot of money? I can only compare to me going out and buying several hundred dollars of lacrosse equipment, having never played before. Maybe it is just me overthinking this or maybe it is now cool to have your own stick and still suck. It is just beyond me why someone would do this?

Just when you thought that the night was over, I stumble into the restroom to take what I hope is going to be the last fluid drainage of the night and low and behold there is a woman in there waiting for the can. It was kind of funny at first but all the rest of the guys just seemed to laugh it off and proceed to the wall unit. Nobody said anything. Nobody seemed to give it much thought. Everyone just kind of went about the business. I had to keep an eye on her though and guess what I saw? This girl would peek over and take a glance at the guy's ......unit. So it made me wonder, do chicks get lady wood? Because I tried to put myself in her position and I have to think that my pants would have to be going a little crazy. I know what your thinking. How can you get all worked up in the crapper? Well, I can't answer that question but it sure seemed like she wasn't hating life too much being in there. So I guess the last question that I have is if it is ok for women to go into the men's room, why is it not ok for guys to go into the women's room?