Karaoke

Alright boys, here we go. So once again I find myself in a bar(surprise, surprise) that has karaoke. It never ceases to amaze me how many people actually think that they can sing. Unbelievable!!! I mean, who tells these people that they sound good? If I were a true friend and someone who couldn't sing asked me if they should go on stage, my response would be simple: "DUDE, you suck!" I am not being mean, I am being honest. That is what true friends are for. If I ever had the burning desire to go up on stage and put my vocal chords through an unexpected but intense maltreatment, I would hope that I would have one friend who would remind me that I suck. Now if it were for fun, joke or wager, then you have a pass. But for the other mopes that can't even hold a note in the shower, don't get on stage and think that you are magically transformed into Mariah Carey and this is your warm-up show before you go on your international tour. But then again if you didn't go up on stage then what would I write about on the blog? So I guess I can deflect the beating with the use of alcohol so, by all means, keep on truckin'.