"Sh*t...

...or get off the pot!"
I just heard one of my Directors utter that phrase and it got me to thinking....
I wonder who, while sitting on the can, decided that that was an appropriate phrase to bring into the business world. When someone was going on and on about how great they were when, in reality, they did nothing...that one person I'm wondering about decided to utter that phrase. On second thought, I'd like to have a beer with that dude. I'll bet he was ok.

Quick aside...another thing I don't quite get are dudes who sit on the can and read a magazine or newspaper. Of all the places to do that...why the can? Can't be comfortable. And are they that comfortable with their own stench? I'll bet these are the same dudes who walk around with dragon breath and that one annoying black pepper in their teeth.
Good God man, finish your crap, get the hell outta there and hit the couch to read!