Things are looking up!

Gentlemen. After fighting through a rough night of All-Star baseball, things are finally looking up. So I am driving to work contemplating death and upon arrival, I notice something strange at the ole jobsite. Was it completely destroyed you might ask......I wish. It was dark! I thought for a moment that I may have actually woke up on time and beat all of the other slaves to work but I quickly laughed that off knowing for sure THAT wasn't true. Low and behold it turns out that we had a power outage that left our office crippled for the day. The work Gods must have smiled on us today because the internet is up and running but our internal network is shot. I don't think that I have ever been happier. The only thing that could make this day any better is if they release us to the local pub. The "Man" will not be keeping us down today!